About Mary

She’s petite but intellectual – Peter Keating, The Fountainhead

I am a ridiculous person.

I was really tempted to buy this headband, in case you were curious.

I can’t help it. I love being ridiculous, and I don’t think I will ever stop. When I was in college (back when Myspace was still a very cool thing and Wikipedia was 100% unreliable), I decided I wanted to become a World Famous Writer. This did not actually happen, unless you would like to lead yourself to believe that I am J.K. Rowling, in which case I am waiting, ever patiently, on my royalty checks.

Aaaany day now.

Here’s the thing: I, and I alone it appears, find myself remarkably droll and witty. So when blogging became a Thing People Do, it was just another way for me to share what I considered to be a lot of sharp hilarious humor blogging acumen. Also big words.

But seriously, sometimes I’ll read over past posts (do bloggers do that? Do other people read their old posts? Because I really do.) and find myself really funny, and then I’ll contact all my friends and family and ask them if they’ve kept themselves up to date because I’m just really a funny person. To be really honest, Husband doesn’t even read this blog, unless I find him remarkably tired and in a position to concede very easily, and then I read it to him.

I do that.

I’m a 30 year old wife and mom to two fur babies, who is a secretary by day and singer/performer/Black Ops II dominator by night made a random and utterly crazy career change, attending makeup artistry school to start up a freelance makeup artistry business. All in the name of having more time to act and sing (no, I’m not currently in rehearsal, no I don’t have any performances coming up. It’s kind of a touchy subject with me.) I really hate long walks on the beach because I hit a point where I realize the scenery literally looks the same, only the depth perception has changed, and I’m still about a mile away from the big rock that has looked big the whole time, and we just bought a house, which is both awesome and terrible at the same time.


2 thoughts on “About Mary

  1. Hey 🙂

    Just read a few of your blog posts & love reading your posts! They actually make me laugh out loud (which is rare for me lol) Anyway I’m Maria 🙂 Just passing through but thought I’d express how much I think I’m going to love passing by your blog!

    All the best! 🙂

    • Maria, thank you so much for dropping by! I’m so glad I could make you laugh – someone might as well join me. 🙂 Happy reading!

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